Do I Or What?!
Do I have I-can’t-sleep-before-4:30am syndrome or what?
Do I watch How I Met Your Mother until 4:30am every night or what?
Do I love Barney Stinson even though in real life he’s gay or what?
Do I think Robert Downey Jr. is the sexiest man I don’t find physically attractive or what?
Do I lose my room keys, hence getting myself locked out every other week or what?
Do I swallow more phlegm than I spit out or what? (ew?! i’m sick don’t judge)
Do I want to get a bigasssss breakfast tomorrow or what? Cuz I am HUNGRY. (But something tells me I won’t be able to wake up in time, hmm maybe cuz it’s freaking 4:03am?????????)
Do I need to go to bed or what?
For the sweet love of God go to bed Steph.
